Real name: Christina
Nicknames: Ina, Chrissey, Chris, Christine
Sex: Female Anime Freak
Eyes: brown
Hair: really dark brown
Grade: 7
Age: 12
Religion: Christian (though, I'm not sure if I believe in God...)
Sexuality: I'm staight!
Sport: Horse-Back Riding
Pets:
Casey - F - Dog - German Wirehair Pointer/English Springer Spaniel
Oliver - M - cat - Ragdoll/Siamese
Jeter - M - cat - Siamese
Orochi - M - snake - Corn Snake
Luna(Miracle Moon) - F - horse - Thoroubread(sp?)
fav Animal: snake
Fav color: crimson
Fav Bands+Songs:
Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit
Death Cab for Cutie - Crooked Teeth
Evanescence - My Imortal
Junior Senior - Move Your Feet
Naoki - 1998
DK. Smile - Mr. Wonderful
Ryu - Rainbow Rainbow
Kelly Clarkson -
Nickleback - Far Away
E-Rotic - In the Heat of the Night
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
Gwen Stephani - Holla Back Girl
Christina Aguilerra - Ain't No Other Man
Pink - U + Ur Hand
Jessica Simpson - Public Affair
Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back
Draft Punk - Technologic
Saliva - Always
Staind - Broken
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
Sean Paul - Temperature
Captain Jack - Dream a Dream
Be4You - Ke-Se-Ki
Sarina Paris - Look At Us
Deja Vu - Against All Odds
Rose - Speed Over Beethoven
Wildside - Irresistiblement
Barbie Young - Cartoon Heroes
King Kong & D. Jungle Girls - Boom Boom Dollar
Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance
Panic! At the Disco - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl can have Without Taking her Clothes Off
Tiggy - Freckles
Lipps - Funkytown
The Crystal Method - Robo Girl
Jojo - Too Little, Too Late
Simple Plan - I'm Just a Kid
My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade
Jenny Rom vs. The Zippers - Waka Laka
Countdown Singers - Sandstorm
Ecstatica - Moonlight Shadow
(there's more, but I'm 2 lazy 2 write them at the moment)
Hobbies: Drawing, singing, reading(fanfictions), watching TV, playing on PC, listening to music, playing video games, writing Naruto fanfictions
Fav video games:
Naruto Clash of Ninja (All)
Naruto Ultimate Ninja (All)
Naruto Uzumaki Chronicals
Final Fantasy (VIIDoC, XII)
DDR (all)
My DDR level of Dancing: Standard
All video games COMPLETELY beaten:
Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus (12/30/06)
Naruto Clash of Ninja #1
Shadow the Hedgehog
Cabelas Big Game Hunter
Lost Kingdoms #1
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
Fav Final Fantasy characters:
Vincent Valentine (VII) *hearts in eyes*
Kadaj (VII) *so sexy*
Notes on FF7: Dirge of Cerberus:
- Rosso the Crimson iz a BITCH 2 kill
- Vincent's HOT
- I think Nero's gay
- Hojo's an ugly bastard
- Yuffie makes me laugh
- Cid's weird
- Azul was fun 2 kill in his beast form
- Did Vincent actually die? coz I'm not sure. (I hope not T^T)
fav TV shows:
Naruto
Inuyasha
Avatar
fav Naruto characters: (in no particular order)
Haku
Sakon, Ukon
Deidara
Sasori
Tayuya
Kimimaru
Itachi
Neji
Shino
Hinata
Naruto
Least Fav Naruto Characters:
SasuGAY
Sakura
Gatou
Fav couples: (Yes, I support the gay ones, 2)
NaruHina
SasuSaku
NejiTen
NejiHina
SasuHina
SakonUkon
SasoDei
KisaIta
ShinoKiba
KibaHina
ShinoHina
ZabuHaku
DosuZaku
ZakuKin
SakonTayu
UkonTayu
KimiTayu
OroKabu
OroAnko
SasuNaru
GaaHina
Animes: Naruto: eps. 215
Inuyasha: eps. 22
Avatar: eps. 3
FMA: eps. --

Anime me!!!
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Naruto profile:
Name: Christina Ookami Daragon
Age: 13
Hair color: Brown
Hair style: Changes it randomly. May look like Kimimaru's, Itachi's, Sakon's(Ukon's), or Tayuya's
Eyes: Violet
Village: Konohagakure (hidden leaf)
Sealed Demon: Houkou Daragon (Howl Dragon) - A four legged demon with the front body of a dragon and the back body of a wolf. It has glowing green eyes and multiple horns on its head. On its ankles are markings that emit toxic gas. It also emits the toxic substance through its mouth and any open wound on its body. I become this form when there iz a full moon. I have some control over this creature, but not much.
- When there is a lunar eclipse, I turn into a white wolf demon named Chiyu no Ookami (Wolf of healing). It has amazing healing powers that can cure almost any desease. I am fully able to control this creature.
- When there is a solar eclipse, I turn into a dragon demon named Toukai no Daragon (Dragon of Destruction). It's a huge dark blue dragon with huge wings and a spiked tail. It emits toxic gas just like the Houkou Daragon, but is much more lethal. It will show no mercy as it devoures anything that gets in its way for I have absolutely no control over this creature.
Friends: Mainly only the Akatsuki and Sound 5. I have 2 different stories in which I am friends with each.
Best friend: Tayuya
Boyfriend: Deidara
Want to kill: SASUGAY SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahaha...ha
Crush: Deidara
Special power: Able to morph into creatures that I draw. This may include dragons, unicorns, pegasus, chimeras, and many other mythical creatures.
(in sound 5) Gate: Hokusei Seki (Northwest gate)
(in Akatsuki) Ring: Kaiku(evolution) worn on left little finger (I'm in luck, no Akatsuki member wears there ring on that finger! )
(in Akatsuki) Partner: Deidara

Mythical Creatures:
Incubus
[img]http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/9061/tek061123990954ec1.png[/img]
Succubus
[img]http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/6909/tek061123f5e953lx9.png[/img]

Fancharacters: (this will take awile)

Flaira:
[img]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2706/tek0611220a4724og6.png[/img]
Age: 14
Hair: red
Hair style: reaches down 2 her mid back; Usually has it strait, but may put it in a pony tail; hair over right eye
Eyes: Red with slits for pupils
Personality: Kind, friendly, caring, fun
Fav color: lavender
Sealed creature: Ainexta (my creation) - Green creature with a raptor's body and a deer's head. It has 2 huge horns that are circular. Its eyes are not on its head, but float in the horns. If you make eye contact with it, depending on its eye color, it could inflict you with many different kinds of health issues:
Yellow - paralysis
Red - heart attack
black - death
brown - fainting
blue - dramatic white blood cell reduction
purple - stomach virus
green - petrification
white - blindness
orange - stroke
gray - deafness
pink - muteness
Boyfriend: Gaara
Hobbies: hanging out with friends, taking care of her Demon Hounds (Lost Kingdoms), teaching friends how to control their creatures inside
Siblings: none
Past: She was thrown out of her home when she was very little because of the Ainexta inside of her. They abbandoned her in a forest to die. One day, a Twister Dragon made an atempted to kill her, but a pack of Demon Hounds(Lost Kingdoms) saved her. The Demon Hounds protected her until she was old enough to protect herself. She has met manny gods that have tried to help her. She is able to contact the God of Love, God of Creation, and God of Healing. The God of Creation granted her the power to turn creatures into cards and be able to summon and turn into them. The God of Love gave her the power to read minds. One night, she had a dream. Someone was telling her to go to a planet called Earth. The next morning, she packed up and headed for that planet. When there, she entered a school called Konoha High School. There, she met many friends. One of her new friends really caught her eye. He seemed sorta frightful on the outside, but Flaira noticed something hiding inside of Gaara, and it wasn't the Shukaku. She found ways to get Gaara to open up to her, and they eventually became a couple. (one more thing I forgot to say) On Flaira's forehead is a seal in the shape if an eye. If the pupil of the eye ever bleeds, she turns into a hideous creature called Ketsueki Tenma (Blood Demon). Its a gigantic monster made of blood. It cannot be controled as it destroys anything in its path. The only way to stop it is to retreive Flaira who is deep inside of its heart.

Sakana:
[img]http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5765/tek061122eef136km3.png[/img]
Age: 16
Hair: blue
Hair style: down to her waist; spikyish at the top, but strait otherwise
Eyes: yellow
Personallity: fun, energetic, polite
Fav color: blue
Sealed creature: Walrae Dragon(my creation) - a blue marine dragon with a tail fin, fins on its head, and 2 large fins that are like its hands. It is a medium sized dragon with the ability to swim faster that dolphins.
Boyfriend: Kisame
Hobbies: swimming, hanging out with friends, dancing
Siblings: little sister - Mina
Past: Sakana lived in Hawaii with her Sister, Mina, for a time. One day, when she and Mina were at school, their house was set on fire by a nearby volcano eruption. Her parents were killed in the fire. She and her sister moved to Japan to live with their aunt and attended Konoha High School.

Mina:
[img]http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6707/tek06112305e971he3.png[/img]
Age: 12
Hair: Blue
Hairstyle: Down to her waist; bangs infront; usually kept in ponytail
Eyes: Yellow
Personality: Shy, kind
Fav Color: Lavender
Sealed Creature: -coming soon-
Boyfriend: none
Siblings: older sister - Sakana
Hobbies: dancing, listening to music, playing guitar
Past: Mina lived in Hawaii with her sister, Sakana, for a time. One day, when she and Sakana were at school, their house was set on fire by a nearby volcano eruption. Her parents were killed in the fire. She and her sister moved to Japan to live with their aunt and attended Konoha Elementary School.

Chouchou:
[img]http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2250/tek0611231e5745rm7.png[/img]
Age: 14
Hair: golden
Hairstyle: Shoulder length; kept strait
Eyes: green
Personality: cool, colected
Fav color: green
Sealed creature: Golden Butterfly(Lost Kingdoms) - A huge golden butterfly with the ability to make its enemies speed reduce greatly.
Boyfriend: Shino
Siblings: younger brother - Bert
Hobbies: Listening to music, playing drums, flying around, relaxing in her butterfly garden
Past: Chouchou is a trpical girl with a house, family, friends, and an annoying little brother. She loves to relax in her own personal butterfly garden.

Bert:
[img]http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5237/tek06112527064tp8.png[/img]
Age: 13
Hair: brown
Hair style: ordinary boy's style
eyes: brown
personality: sweet, curious, naive, annoying to sister
fav color: none
Sealed Creature: -coming soon-
Girlfriend: none
Siblings: older sister - Chouchou
Hobbies: magic, annoying older sister
Past: ordinary boy who loves annoying his sister.

Kurai
[img]http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/3667/tek070107394e46nn1.png[/img]
Age: 14
Eyes: Brown (though you never actually see them)
Hair: brown
Hair Style: Very long, almost touching the floor. Her bangs cover her eyes, so you never really see them.
Personality: troublemaker, dishonest, kinda slutty, clever
fav. color: deep purple
Sealed Creature: -coming soon-
Boyfriend: Ukon
Siblings: twin sister - Awai
Hobbies: Chillin' with friends, making out with Ukon
Past: Just a regular girl with a twin sister and a boyfriend.

-I have more I'm just too lazy to write about them at the moment-

Fun stuffs for Naruto fans:
Ultimate Naruto Fanflash #1: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/297356
Ultamite Naruto Fanflash #2: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/298602
Ultamite Naruto Fanflash #3: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/309095
Ultamite Naruto Fanflash #4: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/319677
Ultamite Naruto Fanflash #5: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/334781
AnBu Spare Time: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/303897
Akatsuki Safari: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/311856
Sailor Naruto: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/311090
Hinata the Candy Girl: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/291730
Musical Fun with Naruto: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307145
Naruto Deleted Scene: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/208167
Naruto Filler Hell: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/319948
Believe It: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/290693
Konoha Talent Show: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/225243
Naruto Randomness #1: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/335722
Naruto Randomness #2: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/343704
Naruto Musical Clips: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/325021
Akamaru Hamster Dance: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330998
Naruto, Le LOL: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/307285
Ninja in the Night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMI0IPhTYYc
Naruto REAL Character Theme Songs #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G96_HCgNb6w
Naruto REAL Character Theme Songs #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVui5Xl7460
LuckyKyo Naruto Theme Songs #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX642xMg2BY
LuckyKyo Naruto Theme Songs #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-up7RLYlRc
LuckyKyo Naruto Theme Songs #3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYOAZs_J1XU
LuckyKyo Naruto Theme Songs #4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41Fbo4TPltw
LuckyKyo Naruto Theme Songs #5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpbjOtYdB5E
LuckyKyo Naruto Theme Songs #6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILiO5uM7Kb0
LuckyKyo: Naruto Theme Songs #7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03zdFGzAGO4
LuckyKyo Naruto Theme Songs #8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_v3QRWuecA
Anything Naruto can do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3TQEdXjPcU
Naruto What You Didn't Hear #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4_4Eic1z7A
Naruto What You Didn't Hear #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKIc07mYakQ
Naruto What You Didn't Hear #3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sMGLqfObZY&mode=related&search=
Naruto What You Didn't Hear #4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t78oTZmOuss
The Narutrix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocHC18FEr_s
Naruto Funny #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z-aUF-EI-I
Naruto Funny #3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE32I3PcevQ
Naruto Funny Bloopers #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfBL0CI5nWs
Naruto Funny Bloopers #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTuZbu280Lo
Naruto Very Funny Icons #1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvGbWnAyz2Q
Naruto Very Funny Icons #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFeM1Ihpl7g
Naruto Very Funny Icons #3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HquPxI4i1r8&mode=related&search=
Naruto Very Funny Icons #4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VQUngDCUko&mode=related&search=
Naruto Very Funny Icons #5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5MBNMP24Vk&mode=related&search=
Naruto Very Funny Icons #6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toTmCwrfsNQ&mode=related&search=
Naruto Very Funny Icons #7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEfsYMOKvWw&mode=related&search=
Naruto Very Funny Icons #8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPoL79a28tU&mode=related&search=
Naruto Very Funny Icons #9: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzo2nUE45kE&mode=related&search=
Naruto Very Funny Icons #10: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSk35T-3g1U&mode=related&search=
Naruto Very Funny Icons #11: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaapmICbTqQ&mode=related&search=
Naruto Very Funny Icons #12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-QaSCes0o&mode=related&search=
Naruto Very Funny Icons #13: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHh7RqZ5vcc&mode=related&search=
(This actually happens) Drunken Lee vs. Kimimaro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAFt-SFVj-M
If SasuGAY was Gay: [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?vT3LuvqvQSI&mode=related&search=]http://www.youtube.com/watch?vT3LuvqvQSI&mode=related&search=

Naruto Zodiacs: ( a * means that it makes sence)
Naruto - Libra
Sasuke - Leo*
Sakura - Aries
Kakashi - Virgo
Hinata - Capricorn
Kiba - Cancer
Akamaru - Aquarius
Shino - Aquarius
Kurenai - Gemini
Ino - Libra
Shikamaru - Virgo
Choji - Taurus
Asuma - Libra
Lee - Sagittarius
Tenten - Pisces
Neji - Cancer
Gai - Capricorn
Gaara - Capricorn
Kankurou - Taurus
Temari - Virgo
Baki - Cancer
Anko - Scorpio
Iruka - Gemini
Jiraiya - Scorpio
Tsunade - Leo
Genma - Cancer
Gekkou - Scorpio
Ebisu - Pisces
Konohamaru - Capricorn
Orochimaru - Scorpio
Kimimaro - Gemini
Sakon/Ukon: Gemini* (go figure)
Tayuya - Aquarius
Kidomaru - Sagittarius*
Jirobo - Cancer
Kabuto - Pisces
Dosu - Gemini
Kin - Cancer
Zaku - Virgo
Itachi - Gemini
Kisame - Pisces* (He's a FISH!!! )
Zabuzu - Leo
Haku - Capricorn

What I think Naruto characters would be as Pokemon:
Naruto - Ninetales (duh)
Sasuke - ?
Sakura - Cherimu (it's known az da 'Sakura Pokemon')
Ino - Spoink (hehe, Ino means boar)
Shikamaru - Stantler (Shika means deer)
Chouji - Munchlax
Kiba - Arcanine
Shino - Shedinja (it was hard deciding between Ninjask n Shedinja)
Hinata - Sunfloura (Hinata means sunshine)
Lee - Hitmonlee
Tenten - ?
Neji - Spinda (Neji means spiral, helix, or *giggle* screw)
Kakashi - Cacturn (Kakashi means scarecrow; Cacturn iz nown az da scarecrow pokemon)
Asuma - Torkoal (Asuma smokes 2 much)
Kurenai - ?
Gai - Machamp
Gekkou - Koffing (Wut? he coughs a lot)
Iruka - ?
Tsunade - ?
Jiraiya - Politoad
Orochimaru - Seviper
Kimimaro - Cubone
Sakon/Ukon - Mawile
Tayuya - Loured (Coz she's always like "(%$Q$^(&*%#^@%#^^$@$$!!!")
Kidoumaru - Spinarak
Jiroubou - Golem
Itachi - Linoone (Itachi means weasel)
Kisame - Sharpedo (doy)
Sasori - Dorapion (Sasori means Scorpion)
Deidara - Claydol
Zetsu - Masukippa
Hidan - ?
Kakuzu - Persian (Kakuzu likes $)
Tobi - ?
Haku - Mimiroppu (Haku like bunnies! =3)
Zabuza - ?
Anko - ?
Sai - ?
Gaara - Sandshrew
Kankurou - ?
Temari - Shiftree (Shiftree use theif 'fans' to attack)
Yakumo - Smeargle

Naruto Theme songs:
Naruto - Me Against the World ~ Simple Plan
Sasuke - Emo Kid ~ Adam and Andrew
Sakura - Ugly Girl ~ Weird Al
Ino - Stupid Girl ~ Pink
Shikamaru - Wake Me Up When September Ends ~ Green Day
Chouji - Eat It ~ Weird Al
Kiba - Who Let the Dogs Out? ~ Baha Men
Hinata - Nobody's Home ~ Avril Laviegn
Shino - Crawling ~ Linkin Park
Lee - Kung Fu Fighting ~ Fatboy Slim
Neji - You Spin Me Round(Like a Record) ~ Dead or Alive
Tenten - ?
Gaara - Enter Sandman ~ Metallica
Kankurou - ?
Temari - Don't Cha ~ Pussycat Dolls
Kakashi - Too Sexy ~ ?
Iruka - ?
Kurenai - ?
Asuma - ?
Anko - Haunted ~ Evanescence
Tsunade - BEEP ~ Pussycat Dolls
Jiraiya - Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) ~ the Offspring
Orochimaru - When You're Evil ~ Voltare
Kabuto - White & Nerdy ~ Weird Al
Kimimaro - Love Love Shine ~ ?
Sakon/Ukon - We are Siamese ~ the 2 Siamese cats from 'Lady and the Tramp'
Tayuya - Love me or Hate me ~ Lady Soveriegn
Kidoumaru - Spider Man Theme~ Michael Buble
Jiroubou - Fat ~ Weird Al
Itachi - ?
Kisame - Blue ~ Eiffel 65
Deidara - Boom ~ P.O.D.
Sasori - Master of Puppets ~ Metallica
Zetsu - ?
Hidan - ?
Kakuzu - Cash Machine ~ Hard Fi
Haku - My Immortal ~ Evanescense
Zabuza - ?

Latest Obsession:
VINCENT VALENTINE!!!! He is SO FRIGGIN' HOT!!!!

I just feel like putting this little note:
Haku is AWESOME!!! A lot of people are mean to him just 'cause he looks like the opposite gender. Some people even reffer to him as 'it.' People like that are SO MEAN. If you dis Haku, then you dis me, 'cause sometimes I can look like a boy when I'm actually a girl. SO DON"T BE SO MEAN!!!! please...

You know what's dumb about the show Naruto? The characters are SO STUPID. I mean, who cares about ninjutsu of genjutsu or whatever. Just chop their head of or shoot 'em with a gun. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. Sasugay's got the right idea on this icon I found. (It won't work so I'll explain it)

Sasuke:
screw ninjutsu
this oughta kill Itachi
-holds up a granade-

Thank you Sasugay, you are actually smart (I still think you're gay).
Sorry to all Sasugay fans. I just hate his guts. But my opinion doesn't matter, yours does!

O...M...G!!!! Have you heard Jiraiya's voice in the english episodes?! IT'S SO WEIRD!!! I was laughing everytime he talked. It was SO FUNNY!!!!!! But, they add a hell of a lot to the English episides. I swear that they add like 10 different scenens!!! It's weird and coffuzzlz me.

random sayings:
-Friends are like elevator buttons- they can bring you up, or down
-SasuGAY went to live with Orochimaru on Emo Farm
-Fuck you no jutsu!
-Gaara wants... COOKIES!!!!!
-GASP!!!
-Like, O...M...G
-Honey, did you flush the toilet? (inside joke)
-When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your enemies eyes (happy bunny)
-(Asian voice) Hello and welcome to Dell. I am Tod. I am here to help you with any problem you may have.
-(what are you smoking?) Lots of things, why?
-(Are you on drugs?) Why, you want some?
-Be Narutard
-I feel like dancing!
-Hungry? Grab a Snickers!
-Quickly! To the Internet!
-I shall call him... MINI ME!!!!
-Hug chibi Gaara... or you DIE!!!
-If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, then lie.
-It's his/her mating call (Inside joke)
- Totally hip and funky fresh
- Hotness
- All I want iz bubblegum Bazuka-zuka Bubblegum!
- He/she got eaten by a wildebeast (inside joke)
- Ponies!
- I can hear the ocean!
- Smile, God loves u!
- I've got a nickle!
- yum.... oreos
- Kentucky fried chicken and a Pizza Hut
- Yo, how's it hangin'?
- Chee-toes!
- WOW!
- Did u just call me a BITCH?! Well, a bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees, and trees are a beautiful part of nature, so thanks for the compliment.
- Oreo cows!!!
- GIR!
- Freddy the retart had an 8 lb water head. He was 5 ft 3 and he said to me I LIKE TATER TOTS!!!!
- I like doghnuts with no holes!
- I know what to do at a stop sign!!! *speeds over stop sign*
- I have fallen and I REFUSE to get up
- My name's Freddy and I can count to potatoe!!!
- Yaoi please... hold the crossdressing
- Square hands!!!
- CHUBBIES RULE!!!
- STFU... with love
- Don't travel to the future, pudding will turn purple
- one sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep... (What are u doing?) *falls asleep*
- I'm Popai the sailor man (toot toot)
- Contaminated water can make you very sick. your bladder gets infected n blood comed out ur dick
- Doodle doodle, the rooster just won't click. And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like shit
- Lemony goodness
- my favorite word: begins wit F and ends in UCK: FIRETRUCK!!!
- My favorite thing to have: begins with S and ends in EX: SPANDEX!!!
- Vincent has... POINTY SHOES!!!
- finger man!
- ('sup'?) paperclip

Here's Somethin' Funny Ma Friend E-mailed Me:

1... A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".



2......A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."



3.....A Sunday school teacher
was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."



4......One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs
white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

5........The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,
'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."



6.......A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."



7......The children were
lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.


I'm going to TRY requests. I draw Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, and any character of those as any animal except monkeys and a few others. I might be able to do OCs if you have an example pic for me. I don't do kissing scenes. It is rare that I will draw backgrounds.


Random tektek Naruto characters:


Sakon angel, kya!
[img]http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5999/tek0611227ddb71gq0.png[/img]

REALLY evil Sakon
[img]http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/4314/tek061122f2a782gx3.png[/img]

Dei-chan YAY!!!!
[img]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1346/tek06112266ba31yj6.png[/img]

Look, it's Kiba!
[img]http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5034/tek06112392d384rs1.png[/img]

Hey, Anko decided to come, too!
[img]http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/4488/tek06112492a430ep9.png[/img]

Hey, its..... Dosu?! Aren't u dead?
Dosu: y do u think the grim reaper iz behind me?
Oh...
[img]http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/6969/tek061124c5cc88oj8.png[/img]

OMG! It's Hidan! RUN AWAY FROM THE GRIM REAPER!!! *runs in circle screaming*
Hidan: '
[img]http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/8766/tek061124369139mo2.png[/img]

Now I'm being serious:
Life is unfair. I should no that. My mom just died of cancer. It's hard, but I've found ways to move along. If you ever get into a situation like me, turn to friends for suport. Friends are one of the most powerful people that you will find in your life. Nomatter what the situation, friends are always there for you and will always find a way to cheer you up. Always be strong. Don't keep it inside forever. It's alright to cry. I let tears fall, but i never emitted a sound. Don't be like me. It makes people think that you don't care. But I do. Never turn your back on a friend or family member. One day, they might not be there and you'll regret ever being spiteful to them. If you truely care for someone, you will truely mean it when you tell them this.:

What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?


What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?


So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life.




I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

Tell this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are.

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will.

Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will.


I'll Always Be There

In times of trouble,

In times of need,

If you are feeling SAD,

You can count on me.

I will give you a wink,

Until you smile,

give you a hug,

And stand by your side.

I'll be there for you till the end,

I'll always and forever, be your friend!


my mom:

[img]http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/8214/tek0611237f1a54ds2.png[/img]